Constantine Platanias is a standup comedian and comedy writer from Chicago, Illinois, known for his clever, punchy one-liners. Since 2022, he has contributed both headlines and features jokes to The Onion. He has also written for The Hard Times and was a semifinalist in the 2024 Stage 32 TV Comedy Screenwriting contest.
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